News Index

May 28, 2008 - Fantastic Fan Art

A new Fan Art page is up for anyone wishing to submit their own Zachary Hayes related art. It can be any shape or form of visual art, we just need a picture or scan of it. All art must have something to do with Zach but he does not have to physically be in the art. The link to the Fan Art page is now in the Media section.

May 23, 2008 - Season's End :(

With school coming to an end, so shall the constant day-by-day updates of this site. It is almost impossible for Zachary to work on his site from home because of his slow crappy XPS Dell, and it is very impossible for him to make his Hysteria Syndrome comics. So until fall you will see very little updates, blogs and news. Don't worry! Zachary is still working hard, making videos and he will have a lot of new stuff to come!

April 17, 2008 - Zachary Hayes the Video Game 2 announced

Zachary Hayes the Video Game 2, sequal to Zachary Hayes the Video Game: Poole of Blood, has been announced. A release date has not been set, but so far it appears that you'll have the option to choose between playing as two characters and it will not take place at Valley High School. Also, the secret webpage following Poole of Blood has been opened and content is being added.

April 3, 2008 - La-Di-Da-Palooza Party

Tomorrow is the first day in the tour of La-Di-Da-Palooza! To celebrate I am having a party at 5pm. Everyone is invited! It's not going to be like a birthday party or high school party or graduation party type event, it's really more of a convention. You can meet the crew including Samantha Arneson, Brandon Lem, Vanessa Torres and of course Zachary Hayes. There will of course be food! Activities include Rock Band and LDDP music demos. There will be a short rehearsal for the actually event later that night. You have to RSVP to find out where this event will be! Don't miss the party and remember La-Di-Da-Palooza is on tour tomorrow and the live concert album will be on sale soon(er or later). (RSVP email Zjrules@yahoo.com)

February 22, 2008 - The Zachary Hayes Show

The Pilot Episode of "The Zachary Hayes Show" will air today at 5pm. The purpose of having a pilot is to show Stickam.com that "The Zachary Hayes Show" is worthy of becoming an official online live show on Stickam. The pilot episode will be recorded as a preview and can be viewed anytime on the Zach's Stickam and to watch it live at five, go directly to the page, Zachary Hayes Show. Check show times for upcoming live viewings.

February 20, 2008 -Update 3.01!

Zachary Hayes dot com has been updated to 3.01! Now including semi-daily comic, live video and added media! Here's what's new:

February 11, 2008 - Hysteria Syndrome

An entirely new concept has just been added to Zachary Hayes dot com. Online comics. Aspired by explosm's Cyanide and Happiness, Zachary will now be posting his own semi-daily comic called Hysteria Syndrome. With his own expert art skills and witty humor, Zach will have a new comic up every few days because he does not have the man power or physical strength to make one every single day. They may not be all that funny, but someday they will... hopefully. Anyone who wishes to submit their own comic OR comic idea to be published on the Hysteria Syndrome page is welcome to send their comics to hysteriasyndrome@zacharyhayes.com and the odds are it will be posted. Please obey copy right laws. Comics will be sorted on pages by month which means several comics will be on one page, it is too much work to give them their own page when you only know basic web building skills. Enjoy!

January 28, 2008 - Happy Gay Valentines Day!

For the month of February, up till Valentines Day, Zachary Hayes dot com will be pinker, prettier and heartier than ever! Now that this site is being run off a template it is easier to make every page match, so on holidays and special events you will see a whole new Zachary Hayes dot com with a holiday theme layout and exclusives! For Valentines Day the theme is "Happy Gay Valentines Day!" and you get an exclusive new, limited edition HTML Code on the Media page!

January 23, 2008 - Update 3.0!

Zachary Hayes dot com has been upgraded to version 3.0! The old layout is crap and outdated. Now Zachary Hayes dot com is running with the use of DIV tags to keep it organized and consistent along with the use of templates so every page has the exact same layout. Here is a list of the major changes:

Enjoy the new layout, if there are any problems or errors that you find please email me at admin@zacharyhayes.com and be sure to include your browser and the problem. Thank you.

January 9, 2008 - Zachary Hayes the Video Game: Poole of Blood released!

The first Zachary Hayes video game, Poole of Blood, was just released and is downloadable on the media page. The video game stars Zach and takes place during a regular day at school. It is something of a mixture between Halo, Guitar Hero, Metal Gear Solid, World of Warcraft and a few other game references. The game is only being tested so submit any problems you have to admin@zacharyhayes.com so we can try to fix them. Zachary Hayes the Video Game requires and updated version of Power Point, some may experience an inability to click action buttons, this problem is still being worked on. Winning the video game will reveal a great secret.

January 7, 2008 -Late Late Late

I know people are getting a little upset with how late everything at ZacharyHayes.com is. I've yet to award the best fan site, I didn't release my video game on time and I already know Zachary Hayes the Movie 2 will be a few weeks late. Right now I am working on the Valley High School musical. It's the first movie that I'm making which will be shown at a film festival if I get it done which means I need to have it done before anything else. That is why I am working so hard on that and everything else is turning up late. Don't worry, I'll get everything done and released eventually. Have some patients. Thank you.

December 5, 2007 - Zachary Hayes the Movie 2

A sequel to Zachary Hayes the Movie (April 2007) will be released January 2008. Zachary Hayes the Movie 2 will be a mix between sequel and prequel to Zachary Hayes the Movie and begin directly after the first movie. Sam Sanchez will once again play himself. A new character named McSexy (based off SuperBad's McLovan) will be introduced as Sam's partner in the killing of Zachary Hayes. It is yet to be announced whether or not Samantha Arneson will play as one of the Unicorns in the movie (based off Charlie Goes to Candy Mountain). Like the first movie, Zachary Hayes the Movie 2 will parody movies such as The Prestige, DaVinci Code, Spider-man, Silence of the Lambs and a few others. Recording of the movie has already began. Be sure to watch the Trailer. A full length trailer will be released as soon as recording is finished and the movie itself will be in the Videos page where you can both watch and download it.

December 5, 2007 - Zachary Hayes the Video Game

Zachary Hayes the Video Game is scheduled to be released in mid-December. It will be downloadable from the Media page and can be played on Power point only. In this video game you play as Zachary Hayes and go through his typical day as a student at Valley High School. People such as Shawn Johnson and Dr. Poole will be end-of-level "bosses" which you can kill in a variety of ways. Because it's built with Power Point, the game is all about choice. Samantha Arneson plays as Zach's sidekick and helps Zach through his day at school. See the "Zachary Hayes the Video Game Commercial" for a visual of what the video game may be like.

November 13, 2007 - "Best Fan Site Wins Big Bucks" Contest

You can win a big prize for making your own Zachary Hayes fan site and submitting it by December 15th. Go to the Promotions Page to see more details on how you can win $20 and a few other great prizes! Many will enter, few will win. Turn your fan site URL into admin@zacharyhayes.com and the winner will be announced December 17th.

October 31, 2007 - Update 2.05!

Zacharyhayes.com has been updated to version 2.05! New features are now available!

October 31, 2007 - Help Zach Go To College

Just to help me go to college I've started a fundraiser via PayPal to help collect money. I don't plan on getting much (if any) but everything I get goes to helping me get into a college. You can learn how to donate on my Donate page. It's not begging, but it's close. Why donate to me you ask? Because I'd do it for you! The difference is that I thought of it first. Read more on the Donation page.

October 6, 2007- Happy Birthday, Zach!

It's Zachary Hayes' 17th birthday! Also the 6th anniversary of Zach's production company, Blooper Brothers Productions. Watch Zach's Birthday Special on YouTube. Zach's Birthday Special is a collection of video footage taken on October 4th, the day Zachary celebrated his birthday. Zach's real birthday is the 6th. Read more about Zach's birthday in the Blog.

August 31, 2007 - Angel's Advocate is on Zacharyhayes.com

The new Zach Hayes blockbuster, Angel's Advocate (starring Vanessa Torres, Zachary Hayes and Adam Torres), is now playing on Zacharyhayes.com Videos. You can watch it here or download it! Also check out the teaser trailer and bloopers are coming soon all on YouTube.

May 19, 2007 - Zachary Hayes the Movie on Zacharyhayes.com

After a premier onto YouTube.com about 2 weeks ago, Zachary Hayes the Movie is now broadcasts on Zacharyhayes.com! This film, co-starring Sam Sanchez, is an ironic twist on a villain (based off Jigsaw from the Saw series) has kidnapped Zach because he doesn't like Zach's videos on youtube and he thinks zacharyhayes.com is stupid. Zach is assisted by a comical character named Z (based of V from V for Vendetta). This movie has references to many of Zach's videos from his recreation of the Numa Numa dance to the Chameleon Boy music video as well as references to many blockbuster movies. A whopping 12 minutes long, Zachary Hayes the Movie had to be cut into 2 parts so it could be uploaded onto YouTube but Zacharyhayes.com presents the movie as it's original full length version and is downloadable right off the Video page. As for having a sequel, that is to be determined.

March 3, 2007 - Update 2.01!

Update 2.0 is finally here! This update jumpstart's Zachary Hayes dot com with a new layout, more organized pages and more! Because the layout is new there are some bugs to be worked out but I suspect it to be very successful and easier to arranged.
Here is what's new!

March 1, 2007 - Download Zach's Music Video!

My Chameleon Boy music video is now downloadable. Go To the video and click "Download Video NOW". Have trouble watching the video off my web site or YouTube? Download it now so you don't have to deal with loading anymore! It's easy and safe!

February 9, 2007 - Update 1.02!

I have been pissed at Dreamweaver because of the large gaps of white space that appear at the bottom of every page. But I just solved the problem when I changed the text style and then it just went away! No thanks to Tyler (Mr. ExBoyFriendWebDesignExpert) who gave me "advice". JK he's cool. Anyway the new update fixes those spaces and adds a cool fun little Valentines greeting! Yay! Other stuff is updated as well such as font and space issues for bullshit computers with "low" resolution.

January 20, 2007 - Chameleon Boy Music Video.

A lot of people have seen my music video on YouTube but there was something not right about it. It was too personal. I didn't want people to think it was me behind the mask, but simply a character that I play. So I edited the video and made it better. Unfortunately the new video was too much for YouTube to handle, so I couldn't put it on the web. Now I am able to put it on a separate page that is linked to the Media page. Click here to go directly to my new version of Chameleon Boy. Fair warning, the video is large and takes 30 seconds or so to load depending on your internet, the video runs directly off the browser using Quick Time.

January 18, 2007 - Update 1.01!

I just updated zacharyhayes.com to fix and add stuff.

What's new?

January 15, 2007 - NOW ONLINE!

Zachary Hayes dot com is now online! Although it is not done it is to be online by January 15th. There are many things still to be added including media, blogs and much more. Some stuff is yet to be fixed because dreamweaver is being evil. I just hope Yahoo Hosts is easy to use because so far they have been fine. I hope you all enjoy!

January 12, 2007 - Zach got his braces off!

After 3 or so years of having braces, Zach finally got his braces OFF! My teeth used to have large gap spaces between them but now my teeth are so perfect. It only took 5 minutes for them to yank the metal from my face but then an hour of x-rays, scrapping off glue still on my teeth and molding a temporary retainer. I have to wear a temporary retainer until I can get an official one. I like it cause it is clear and you can't tell I'm wearing it! So I can still show off my B-E-A-U-T-ful teeth. As soon as I got my braces off I hate caramel! I've not had any since I got my braces on.

January 1, 2007 - Zacharyhayes.com not online on time?

Zacharyhayes.com was supposed to launch onto the internet by January 1st but because of difficulty is yet to be online. Built by Zach Hayes (i.e. me) using Dreamweaver 8, zacharyhayes.com is not yet live online but will soon be open to all viewers. Construction began on December 25th, 2006 after a month's worth of brain storming. The "Under Construction" page was taken down a few weeks before the sites launch so files could be uploaded to Yahoo's web host. The site was not launched on time because of difficulty with the layout. More information is presented in the blog entry titled "Construction of Zachary Hayes dot com".

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